1. Name: Adam, A.K.A god of all porcupine fish.
2. Nickname(s):Which of the billion? Adie is the technical one, or A.J.
3. Birthday: June 28th
4. That makes you: 1,000,000!!!
5. Where were you born: I don't care. A volcano...
6. Location right now: In my head, fighting the voices.
7. Shoe size: I'll check... WHO CARES!?
8. How many piercings?: 0. I'm not a woman. Or a Mathew.
9. Tattoos?: Ink goes on art my friend...
10. When you wake up you're: TIRED! Annoyed and strangely content.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Headbutting the pillow until I knock myself out.
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
13. Chinese sign: Fung-shui
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Half and half, on the count of my hernia scar.
16. School: Passes the time(still in high school)

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Irish ma wee lad.
18. Hair colour: Brownish brown.
19. Eye colour: Deep blue
20. Weight: 130 lbs (really thin)
21. Height: 6 feet and one-half inches.
22. Braces? I wish. They cost money.
23. Glasses? Yessir.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Take your social life and shove it.
25. If so, who? My art.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Yes.
27. Who has a crush on you? A couple of nameless persons.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? I wouldn't have if they would have given me the chance.
29. Who was your first kiss: My mother.
30. Who was your last: My nephew.
31. Are you a virgin? Yes, yes I am.
32. Ever had a threesome before? I've made out with two sandwiches at once before...
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would it be? Not a concern of mine.
34. Have you ever been in love? I reject that as a part of my life.
35. Broken any hearts? I think. I dunno what I did, but it must have been something.
36. Got your heart broken? Hell yes.
37. Ever liked a friend? Define "friend".
38. What happened? She turned out to be a stupid, lying, self-important witch.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: #
40. How many were serious enough to count: I dunno, according to who?
41. Who were those serious ones: Once again.... I dunno.
42. Funnest hook-ups: hook-up? Fun? Looking back. Non of them were particularly "fun".
43. What made them different: They were the most boring, terrible nights ever.
44. What happened: Nothing. She "dumped" me and started being stupid... "started" is debatable though.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: No more...
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: If she counted, this question would always be answered the same.
47. Ever been kissed: Yeah.
48. Who do you want back: Pffbth...
49. Who do you regret: I dunno, the girl I thought existed.
50. Why: Beause she was the good side.

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: Schism - Pathetique -Beethoven.
52. Movie: Master and Commander.
53. Food: Tacos. PIZZA.
54. Drink: MONSTER.
55. Store: Wherever the crayons are.
56. Television show: Macgyver.
57. Holiday: Halloween/Christmas. Because of the seasons and the fun stuff.
58. Book: Prey -Michael Crichton.
59. Ice cream: Mint chocolate chip.
60. Sweets: Bleh...
61. Crisps: Potato...
62. Type of music: Classical, certain punk bands, and rock.
63. Artist: Me
64. Word: Grandiloquence
65. Time of day: 9 in the afternoon.
66. Dressing: RANCH!!!!!
67. Alcoholic drink: FUCK THAT!!!!
68. Colour(s): Indigo.
69. Piece of clothing: Mah hat.
70. Character: Sloppy Bucket Man. He's my son, I have to support him.
71. Smell: Monster...
72. Shampoo: The kind you wash your hair with.
73. Soap: Soap? SOAP!!!!? The exploding Zoro kind....
74. Smiley: >=<
75. Board game: Scrabble?
76. Sport: Baseball.
77. Number: The number 666 follows me around I'd swear to God if he existed too. But I like 4.
78. Quote: "It is what it is." -Me
79. Animal: Southern Pacific tree octopus... SAVE THEM!!!
80. Actor: Russell Crowe.
82. Vegetable: Onions.
83. Fruit: Apples.
84. Place to be: In my brain, where you can't get me.
85. Thing in your room: My many paintings.
86. Gum: I don't normally chew it but lemon-lime orbit.
87. Shape: Octagon.
88. Country: Luxembourg. Because nobody remembers it.
89. Mall: Malls are for preps and geeks.
90. Car: My 1983 Chevy Citation.
91. Boy's name: Markus, Thomas, Hal.
92. Girl's name: Hannah, Savanna, Alex.
93. Family member: Little brother.
94. Restaurant: My kitchen.
95. Movie place: Home.
96. Person to go to the movies with: My imaginary friend, Norbert.
97. Noise: Silence.
98. Brand of shoe: Converse.
99. Brand of clothing: Urban Pipeline/ Sonoma.
100. Body part of a chicken: I get it... NO! Perversion is bad.
101. Swear word: I don't like 'em.
102. Month: October. And only because of the season...
103. Possession: My various doodads/"luck" charms.
104. Team: Red...
105. Season: winter/fall.
106. Radio station: What's a radio?
107. Magazine: Game Informer.
108. Favourite grade: 11th.
109. Least favourite grade: 10th, everything about it sucked. Really.(a huge resounding agreement)
110. Teacher: Mrs. Helbig.
111. Least favourite teacher: Mrs. Thomas.
112. Subject: Art, history, math, science, English...
113. Subject to talk about: Art, math, English, history, science.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My Mom.
115. Who's your dad?: My Dad. lol
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: 2 and a half.
118. Any Sisters?: I wish.
120. Coolest: Lil bro.
121. Loudest: big bro.
122. Best relative: lil bro.
123. Worse relative: big bro.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Sure.
125. With your siblings? Two of em and sometimes the third.
126. Does anyone understand you? I'd like to be able to say that. :/(agree)
127. Do you have any pets?: Yep.
128. If so, what kind and name? My cat Penelope.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: *__*
130. Can I be a part of your family? NO GTFO lol(agree)

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yeah. =_=
132. Did you drop out?: no
133. Your current GPA: 100 MILLION AND 4!
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: None of the above.
135. ABC's?: I know em.(agree)
136. Favorite class: art/woods
137. Play any sports at school?: Hell no.(agree)
138. Are you popular?: Getting there. But I don't want it...
139. Favourite memory: HRMM... I'd like to forget.
140. Most humiliating moment: I'd like to forget those too.
141. Most funniest moment: Too busy to laugh and remember things...
142. Most scared moment: No more memories plz...

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Food.
146. Dog: Fun. ACHOO!!!
147. Christina Aguilera: I still don't know who she is.(me too)
148. Ricky Martin: Same.(YEP)
149. 50 cent: GAY!
15o. Poop: gross. (agree)
151. Beach: LOVE!
152. Desert: ADVENTURE!!!
153. Water: Plain.
154. Osama: Obama? Appropriate.
155. Love: Confusion.
156. Your little brother: Cool.
157. Butt: Cut the vulgarity.
158. Clowns: Tuna.
159. Wonder: The answer to this.
16o. Brown: A very dull color.
161. Banana: monkeys.(agree)
162. Sex: Don't care.
163. Parents: A minor nuisance.
164. Homosexuals: Leave me alone.
165. God: (BLANK)

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Urm.. Well, Not particularly. But, I can't say he doesn't exist. I just don't believe in him.
167. Heaven: same.
168. Devil: Again.
169. Hell: I go to school there, so yeah.
170: Boogy man: That's me!!!! ^__^
171. Closet Monsters: My homies.
172. Fortune tellings: Bull crap.
173. Magic: Please. <3 (AGREE)
174. Love at first sight: Yes.
175. Ghosts: Define "ghosts" The things that look like a sheet no. The "spirits" I'm currently investigating as a part of my scientific research.
176. Voo-doo dolls: I wish...
177. Reincarnation: In some ways, sure. (AGREE)
178. Yourself: Every once in a while, when the witch isn't bringing me down.

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Never.
180. Do drugs: Never ever.
181. Drink alcohol: Never.
182. Cuss: Not unless you provoke it.
183. Sing in the shower: Every once in a while.
184. Like school: Yeah...
185. Want to get married: Yes.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Nope. Just three.
187. Think you're attractive: Define "attractive"
188. Drink and drive: NEVER EVER EVER!!!
189. Snore: No.
190. Sleep walk: Het. (NO)
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: With what? xD No.(Agree) inappropriate and terrible.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: NO DRINKING!!!!
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes....
195. Been arrested: No.
196. Gone to jail or juve: No..
197. Skateboarded: Yah..
198. Skinny dipped: Never..
199. Rock climbed: Yes.
200. Killed someone: Pacifist...
201. Watched porn: Ew, no. I turn away at the sight of it.(agree)
202. Gone on a road trip: Yep...
203. Went out of the country: Yep...
204. Talked back to an adult: Haha, yah.
205. Broken a law: Not really..
206. Got pulled over: No.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: No...
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: What friends. None of them ever stay.. Or exist in the first place.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Not that I recall. D:
213. Moon someone: NEVER! Ew..
214. Shop-lifted: Once when I was four I took a chocolate bunny...
215. Worked at McDonald's: Nope.
216. Eaten a dog: >.>
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yep.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: <.<
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: On the head. My nephew..
220. Had a one night stand: I'm not that kind of person.
221. Smoked: Never!!!!!!!!!
222. Done drugs: Abused? NO!!!! To Hell with the druggies...
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Sorta...
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Pacifist. But I wanted to really bad.
225. Had cyber sex: NOOOOOOOOO! Perversion bad.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: No, I don't want that.
227. Caught someone doing something: Define "caught"
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No...
229. Cried during a movie: Urmm... yeah. But only because I was depressed.
230. Cried over someone: Yep.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: There's that "friend" word again.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No.
233. Ran away from home: Nope.
234. Cheated on a test: Nope.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Been there, done that.
236. Sky dive: HELL YEAH, I plan on it.(agree)
237. Swim with dolphins: Sure?
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Nah, that's awful.(agree)
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Nah, I'm good. xD(yep)
240. Lie to the police: Depends entirely on the situation(if they are corrupt)
241. Run from the police: Depends(again)
242. Lie to your parents: Depends(agree)
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Nope.
244. Be an exotic dancer: I don't condone that.
245. Fuck a donkey for 1, 000, 000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! <_<

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Yah
247. Loud: ...No.
248. Nice: most of the time.
249: Outgoing: No.
250: Quiet: Yes
251. Mean: Sometimes
252. Emotional: Can be.
253. Sensitive: Definition plz.... xD
254. Gay: NO.
255. Strong: Sure.
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Too.
258. Dangerous: I can be. >:]
259. Crazy: I'm not insane, I'm not insane.
260. Spontaneous: maybe :/
261. Funny: Yes...
262. Sweet: I have my moments.
263. Sharing: Sharing? Yeah...
264. Responsible: Very...
265. Trustworthy: Very...
266. Open-minded: Yes. And those who argue otherwise have something that they are trying to keep off their conscience.
267. Creative: Very...
268. Cute: I dunno, I've been told.
269. Slick: To a degree.
270. Smart: Very.
271. Dumb: No
272. Evil: Not at all. I'm the opposite.
273. Ghetto: No way...
274. Classy: Yes.
275. Photogenic: I'm not made of plastic...
276. Dependable: All the time. Provided it's clear what I must do.
277. Greedy: Never.
278. Ugly: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
279. Messy: Mood dependent.
280. Neat: Usually.
281. Perverted: Not even a little.
282. Silly: Yes.
283. A Bitch: Depends on what you mean. I can get indignant but that's not bitching so NO!
284. A Good Listener: Very. Unless I'm depressed/in denial.
285. A Fighter: Define "fighter"
286. A Party Animal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Parties are for scum and losers, sluts and assholes, whores and morons. DEGENERATES, HIPPIES AND FREAKS!!!
287. A Game Freak: YES
288. A Computer Freak: Sure.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Air Force fighter pilot.
290. Dream house: A Small cottage in Venice.
291. Husband/Wife: Wife plz. xD(agree)
292. Kids: Definitely.
293. Names: I told you already. ><;(It's so true)
294. Pets: A bird of some kind and fish named Murphy.
295. Car: I'll never get rid of my car...
296. Age you would want to get married: As soon as I can... provided the person is right for me.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: MATHEW!!!!
298. Honeymoon: THE MOON. B)(YES!)

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Mathew.
300. Known the longest: Tyler Walters.
301. Craziest: Mathew.
302. Loudest: Mathew.
303. Shyest: Mathew.
304. Best hair: Tyler, unless he trims the hedges... hehe
305. Best eyes: I don't make eye contact.
306. Best body: I'll keep that one to myself but she's female.
307. Most Athletic: Her again. At least I think she is. I don't know much about her but I'll call her a friend.
308. Hot-Tempered: Hrm... PABLO!!!
309. Most impatient: MA-...too long to type.
310. Shortest: Tyler.
311. Tallest: MATHEW!!!
312. Skinniest: MATHEW!!!
313. Best singer: I don't know O.o
314. Funniest: I dunno.
315. Can always make you laugh: Nobody can do that.
316. Wish you talked to more: Mathew...
317. Wish you saw more: Mathew...
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Hrmm...
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: *Nameless girl.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Sorta.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Mathew.
322. Who is like your family: Mathew.
323. How many friends do you have? 4, give or take.
324. How many are really close? 1. Well not literally.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Tacos.
326. Thing you drank: Dr. Pepper.
327. Thing you wore: My glasses.
328. Thing you did: Took a shower.
329. Place you went: Here obviously. My room.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: N/A
331. Person you saw: My Mother.
332. Person you hugged: Abby.
333. Person you kissed: My nephew.
334. Person you fooled around with: I don't appreciate this question. Nobody.
335. Person you talked to online: A person whom I do not know.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: The witch named... erm... who?
337. Song you heard: I.V. -X Japan
338. Show you saw: Macgyver.
339. Time you fought with your parents: Last year.
340. Time you fought with a friend: There's the "friend" word again...
341. Words you said: "See ya."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: 3 Musketeers bar. IT'S FUN SIZED!!!!
344. What are you drinking: Dr. Pepper.
345. What are you thinking: That question is not what am I thinking, but What am I not thinking.
346. What are you wearing: Clothes.
347. What are you doing: Um gee, I dunno. >.>
349. Hair: Under my hat.
350. Mood: Flustered.
351. Listening to: The hum of my laptop and my fingers moving ever so softly against the plastic keys, creating the little "thumming" sound associated with the way I type.
352. Talking to anyone: No...
353. Watching anything: My words.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: HeT (no)
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes
357. Do you like penguins: YEAH! Orange ones.
358. Do you write poetry: Every once in a blue Moon.
359. Do you see stupid people: I go to school with them.
360. You + Me = Us? xD (agree)
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No!!!
362. Can you see flying pigs: I can imagine it.(me too)
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: sometimes... Clyde.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: WHO?! ><
366. Are you a zombie: No, I don't have a water-heater. I kill zombies with Tyler every day.
367. Am i annoying you: I'm a very patient man.
368. Do you bite your nails: Sometimes.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Why bother?
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Neither
375. MTV or VH1: Neither
376. Black or White: White. No I'm not racist.
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow.
378. Football or Basketball: Football.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: NO!
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil.
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: No.
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Go kill yourself.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Diet Pepsi.
386. Tape or Glue: Tape.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonald's.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It's the best.
389. About boy bands: SUPER FAIL!!!
390. About suicide: WORSE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Except maybe murder. Or marijuana/potheads.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: GTFO!!!
392. About teen pregnancy: FAIL!!!!!
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Still filling out this quiz. ><(agree)
Or teaching an art class.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Mathew.
395. About gay men: Eh.... it's their life. Just don't involve me. xD(agree)
AND DON'T TEACH CHILDREN TO BE GAY; ADOPTING INTO GAY FAMILIES IS WRONG!

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Can't disclose that information.
397. Current weather right now: Breezy/cold.
398. Current time: Sometime...
399. Any shout outs: WOOTZOR!!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
400. Last thoughts: Stay in school, don't do drugs, smoke, or drink. If you do you'll have to hop aboard the fail boat and it's prone to capsizing.




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